Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Just for laugh..

Parental jokes


1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kil ls him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."




2. Brother wanted
Small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without
Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a peri od?"!
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

6. Anger management?
<>Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you
control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

"Hangat-hangat tahik ayam"..

hmmmm...
do you feel satisfied with our football team performance last Saturday night( the Merdeka Tournament title for the first time.)??
let me share how I'm feel..
totally i'm very proud with our players..
their high spirit to win,working hard in whole 120min,their high understanding with each others n etc...
vice-versa,i thought maybe their basic training didn't press on the penalty kick...
whether the keeper or the penalty kicker...

Norhafiz Zamani Misbah was the Malaysian "villain", missing the first of the sudden death penalties while Mai Tien Thanh converted his effort but it was an unfair result as the national team played much better than their opponents and deserved to win.


Vietnam players celebrate winning the Merdeka Tournament after beating Malaysia 6-5 in penalties at the National Stadium in Bukit Jalil yesterday. — Pic: HASAN ISMAIL
Vietnam players celebrate winning the Merdeka Tournament after beating Malaysia 6-5 in penalties at the National Stadium in Bukit Jalil yesterday. — Pic: HASAN ISMAIL

but,our team still can perform their ability on the Asean Football Federation (AFF) Suzuki Cup championship coming soon..
hope our fans will give their high support to raise up back our players spirit..
"Majulah sukan untuk Negara"...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

will oil price decrease in the end of oct??

did you think so??
after the price done with a huge increasing(around 70sen) last 2month??
i think...............hmmmm.....:-??
just wait and see..
did the oil price decrease will effect to decreasing the product/services price??
this is the main objective to study about..
hope "Pelan Peralihan Kuasa" will make and have a lot of benefits on our currency to improve our life..
then??
dont know la..
see ya again..

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

EIDULFITRY comes again...

Thanxs ALLAH..may ramadhan wil comes again in our life...
nothin much to say:jus hangin aroun, attendin open house,visit others frenz n etc...
this syawal quite bored 4 me....don know y....
hmmmm...,myb a bit abot transformin de ages to becomes 'OLD' make me fel like dat...u think???
w/eve,its past alredy...the biggest/troblest agenda is our FINAL TEST that jus aroun the corner.....
lazy+clumsy+messy+mixed up=RIOT!!!!!hahahahaaa
k sist bro,working early is better k....so,think abot ur future...
tc..



camat ari raya for aii of u...
maap zahir batin...0-0 k..:-)

Thursday, September 25, 2008

"Keistimewaan Melayu kekal"!

Datuk Seri Najib Razak being greeted by guests at the Perak BN Hari Raya Aidilfitri open house on Sunday.
Datuk Seri Najib Razak being greeted by guests at the Perak BN meeting on Sunday.

Najib: Rights will be upheld.


IPOH: The government will continue to defend the special rights of the Malays and those of the other races as outlined in Article 153 of the Federal Constitution, the deputy prime minister said.
Reminding the country's leaders not to abuse their powers, he said the guarantees provided for in the Constitution should no longer be questioned.

"These are the basics and we will continue to defend Article 153 as the backbone of the nation.

"We can always sit down and discuss policies" but not the fundamentals of the Constitution, Datuk Seri Najib Razak said at a Hari Raya open house organised by Perak Barisan Nasional on Sunday.

He said matters pertaining to the social contract and Article 153 had been raised by several quarters of late.
It was reported that several Pakatan Rakyat leaders, particularly Selangor Menteri Besar Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim, had said the special rights of the Malays were no longer relevant.

Najib also said that policies and initiatives announced by Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmab Badawi would continue when he takes over the nation's top post in March next year.

"Certain things will not be changed and continue to be implemented. Islam Hadhari, the corridor initiatives and matters linked to the national context are excellent moves.

"After March we are still one family and I want to maintain a (good) relationship with Pak Lah."

Najib said the Barisan Nasional and Umno should not change just for the sake of doing so.

"We should not change for the sake of changing but we must change for the better.

"If the BN is a tree, it must be strong enough to afford protection to those seeking shelter under it."

All BN component parties and their members were also reminded to carry out their roles and duties with humility regardless of rank. "Once this is done, nobody can label us as arrogant and the people will love us.

"Leaders should not be feared but instead be respected and loved."

More than 3,000 people including former menteri besar Datuk Seri Mohd Tajol Rosli Ghazali attended the function held at the Perak BN headquarters.

Also present were Najib's wife Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor, International Trade and Industry Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin, Malacca Chief Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam and Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Datuk Seri Ahmad Zahid Hamidi.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Life without adventure....

How you feel w/out any obstacle around?
release n free right..
But if you only have happiness on you life,is't make you happy for ever?
As life only with white colour around.then,the rainbow is not called a 'rainbow' yet right...?
so, lets become a grateful human in this fantasy world for any sadness or hard obstacle that we should had to...



Be HUMAN not MUTANT...

MERDEKA.....

whats mean 'Merdeka!!!' for you....
a)just a words that we will shout when count 31st august.
b)put msian's flag around you.
c)feel 'free' without controlled by others.
d)'lu pikiaq la sendiri'

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Rest less Brain.

Before & After....Marriage

Before and After....


Before Marriage.... ..

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP--


think.treat.THANK.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Politikus...???

Terharu dengan 'petugas' ber'tshirt' pagoda yang kini seorang MB
Tarmizi Mohd Jam
Sat | Aug 02, 08 | 12:35:25 pm MYT

i'm try to share a simple bit about a news that maybe we just not realize it occur around us...


Ketika ummat Islam mahu menyambut hari raya Aidulfitri, yang dikongsikan dengan hari raya Depavali dan disebut "Depa Raya", Ustaz Nazir ditimpa kecelakaan. Tayar kereta Citra miliknya terbelah akibat terlanggar gigi jalan yang agak tajam di stesyen Petronas Hentian Rehat Tapah.

Waktu itu, tiada satupun kedai beroperasi kerana esoknya umat Islam akan menyambut hari raya Aidulfitri. Dan hari tersebut pula, orang sibuk menyambut hari raya Depavali. Ustaz Nazir bertambah panik, tiada tayar simpanan dalam kereta.

Tiba-tiba, beliau teringat Amran Harun yang pernah menolongnya kira-kira setahun sebelum itu. Beliau terus menghubungi Amran. Nampaknya, Amran masih mengenal Ustaz Nazir dan berjanji akan menghantar "petugas" ke Hentian Rehat Tapah itu dalam masa 30 minit.

Ketika itu, umat Islam masih berpuasa dan esok akan menyambut hari raya. Bayangkanlah, terbelahnya tayar kereta itu dalam suasana terik matahari. Tayar simpanan tiada. Selang beberapa minit, telefon berbunyi. Seorang "petugas" terus bertanya Ustaz Nazir, saiz tayar dan jenis tayar bagi memudahnya mendapatkan tayar berkenaan.

Kira-kira 30 minit kemudian, "petugas" berkenaan sampai dan membawa tayar terpakai. Seorang yang sederhana kurus, bercermin mata dan kelihatan peramah. Barangkali "petugas" itu tinggal tidak jauh dari Tapah.

Malangnya, tayar yang dibawa (terlekat bersama rim) tidak sesuai dengan kedudukan skru pengikat rim. Akhirnya, "petugas" itu mengajak Ustaz Nazir mencari kalau-kalau ada kedai atau bengkel yang beroperasi hari itu sekitar pekan Tapah.

Dengan menaiki kereta "petugas" itu, mereka menuju Pekan Tapah. Semua kedai kelihatan tertutup kaku. Tiada satupun bengkel yang membuka pintunya. Tiada juga kedai tayar yang menggamit pelanggan hari itu. Semua bercuti, sebab hari itu hari raya Depavali dan esok hari raya Aidulfitri.

"Petugas" itu melurukan keretanya ke arah Pekan Bidor. Jauh juga perjalanan dari Tapak ke sana. Patah semula ke arah Kuala Lumpur mengikut jalan lama. Mereka bernasib baik, terdapat satu bengkel yang masih beroperasi. Dan ada pula, tayar yang dicari-cari.

Dari jalan lama itu, mereka keluar ke susur Bidor dan masuk semula ke Lebuh Raya Utara Selatan menuju Hentian Rehat Tapah, tempat kereta Ustaz Nazir ditinggalkan bersama anak dan isterinya. Sebaik tiba, "petugas" itu terus membuka baju kemejanya. Yang tinggal hanya tshirt pagoda nipis berwarna putih.

Ustaz Nazir cuba untuk membantu tetapi ditegah oleh "petugas" itu. Kerana katanya, ini sudah jadi tanggungjawab beliau untuk menolong sesiapa sahaja sepanjang lebuh raya mahupun jalan lama yang merentasi negeri Perak.

Amran pun pernah memberitahu perkara itu. "Petugas" itu juga mengesahkan bahawa mereka ada team yang boleh dipanggil, jika berlaku musibah menimpa sepanjang perjalanan. Baik membabitkan kereta, motosikal mahupun kenderaan lain.

Peluh jantan mencurah-curah keluar. "Petugas" itu terus gigih memasang semula rim kereta. 'Tshirt' pagodanya sudah lenjun basah. Terik mahatari bukan kepalang. Hari itu, umat Islam berpuasa. Tentu sekali letih, dahaga dan tidak bermaya. Namun, "petugas" itu tekun menjalankan amanah parti, menolong sesama manusia.

Setelah selesai, dan "petugas" itu mengesat peluhnya, dia mengenakan semula baju kemejanya. Ustaz Nazir menghulurkan sedikit wang sebagai sagu hati. "Petugas" itu menolak, kerana katanya dia menolong dengan ikhlas. Bukan untuk mendapatkan wang.

Sebagai tanda ukhwah, rasa tanggungjawab dan tidak sampai hati, Ustaz Nazir menjadi serba-salah dengan penolakan "petugas" itu. Ustaz Nazir terus menghulurkan duit saguhati itu, kalau "petugas" itu tidak mahu menerimanya, beliau minta dimasukkan ke dalam tabung jamaah (PAS).

Sambil berpeluk-pelukan, Ustaz Nazir mengucapkan berbanyak terima kasih kepada "petugas" yang cukup baik hati itu. Beliau menghulurkan kad nama kepada "petugas" itu, kalau-kalau selepas ini boleh berjumpa di mana-mana, makan-makan sebagai tanda ukhwah.

"Ustaz Nazir Zakaria. Oh... Ustaz, Bendahari. Jadi Yang Dipertua Kawasan Putrajaya juga," kata "petugas" itu sambil membaca bait-bait yang ditulis pada kad nama Ustaz Nazir. "Petugas" itu juga turut mengeluarkan kad namanya dan menghulurkan kepada Ustaz Nazir.

"Ini kad ana. Manalah tau, kalau-kalau berlaku apa-apa, hubungi terus ana," ujar "petugas" itu sambil menghulurkan sekeping kad nama kepada Ustaz Nazir.

Tertera pada kad itu, nama Ir Mohamad Nizar Jamaluddin; Bendahari Badan Perhubungan Perak dan (Yang Dipertua Kawasan Kampar, Perak). Rupa-rupanya, "petugas" itu adalah kini, Menteri Besar Perak Darul Ridzuan dan Amran Harun pula menjadi Pegawai Khas beliau.

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

materials engineering study...


stress n strain???
which one is better for us?stress right...
so, calculation there;

stress = engineering material + (test)^2...

waargh.......!!!!

test test test test........is????


next week will become so pack for us.....
nothing much can do,jusst study study study.......
hop we all can score and fight for better income????
how abot scolarship????hehehe...
adios..

Saturday, August 2, 2008

PTPTIPU!!!!!

Kos PTPTN makin membunga, membuah


MASALAH yang dihadapi peminjam Perbadanan Tabung Pendidikan Tinggi Negara (PTPTN) sering ditimbulkan media, sehingga kerajaan berusaha me-ngurangkan masalah dihadapi peminjam.

Mungkin pengalaman anak saya sebagai pembayar pinjaman, boleh dijadikan renungan kepada pihak terbabit bagaimana kos perkhidmatan yang pada awalnya hanya tiga peratus boleh 'membunga dan membuah' sehingga menjadi beban kepada peminjam.

Untuk pengetahuan, anak saya menuntut di Universiti Sains Malaysia pada 1998 sehingga 2 November 1999 dan menikmati kemudahan pinjaman PTPTN berjumlah RM21,000. Terima kasih kepada kerajaan kerana pinjaman berkenaan.



Selepas itu, anak saya menerima surat Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri bertarikh 23 November 2001 bagi arahan bayaran balik pinjaman mulai Disember 2000 hingga November 2015 (180 bulan). Surat LHDN itu terlewat 23 bulan berbanding tarikh mula kena bayar balik pinjaman. Penyata Kira-Kira Pinjaman bertarikh 30 November 2000 dicetak pertama kali pada 12 September 2004 dan dihantar kepada peminjam.

Saya dapati baki akhir pinjaman pada 31 Julai 2002 ialah RM22,248.80. Ia bermakna dalam tempoh 20 bulan saja kos perkhidmatan adalah berjumlah RM1,248.80 (iaitu 5.94 peratus daripada jumlah pinjaman).

Kos perkhidmatan mula dikenakan pada 31 Disember 2000 dan terus dikenakan setiap akhir bulan. Nilai kos perkhidmatan bagi sesuatu bulan dikira berasaskan baki pada bulan sebelumnya. Baki yang menjadi asas kiraan kos perkhidmatan itu adalah termasuk kos perkhidmatan yang dikira pada tiap-tiap bulan sebelumnya.

Untuk pengetahuan, anak saya mula membayar balik pinjaman itu pada 10 Disember 2001 iaitu sebaik saja saya terima 'Surat Arahan Bayar Balik'. Saya membuat bayaran balik RM152.57 sebulan tiap-tiap bulan hingga sekarang. Sehingga 7 Julai lalu, saya sudah membayar sebanyak RM12,205.60 (selama 80 bulan).

Hingga 7 Mei 2007, kami sudah membayar RM10,069.62, (selama 66 bulan). Mengikut penyata terakhir yang diterima, baki pinjaman pada 17 Jun 2007 ialah RM14,863.07. Ia bermakna kos perkhidmatan atas pinjam berkenaan ialah sebanyak RM3,932.69 iaitu 18.72 peratus daripada jumlah pinjaman.

Saya jangka jumlah kos perkhidmatan akan melebihi RM7,000 apabila pinjaman dijelaskan dalam tempoh 114 bulan lagi. Jika kos perkhidmatan sebenarnya melebihi RM7,000, ia adalah melebihi 33.3 peratus, iaitu bukan suatu nilai yang dikatakan 'kecil' saja oleh sesetengah pihak.

Angka tiga peratus sebagai kos perkhidmatan memang kecil tetapi itu bukan hakikat sebenar yang ditanggung peminjam atau ayah peminjam seperti saya.

Saya menunggu bagaimana maklum balas daripada PTPTN berhubung pengiraan kos perkhidmatan tiga peratus yang tidak ada unsur riba dan tidak membebankan peminjam miskin.

MOHAMED RAWI CHE MUDA
Kota Bharu,
Kelantan.


article ni ak amik dlm BHARIAN,02/08/08....
realize r frenz kta sdg dtipu.....
let it sread out!!!tq

Friday, July 25, 2008

Rest,Leave,BRAIN.

Mr Bean...

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!


dont try these at home..

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

politik politok politik.........



UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SUBSIDY

A man called Maha owns a farm which can produce 9 apples every day.He has 5>> workers to operate the farm.Each of them eats 1 apple daily and it is enough to keep them operating the farm>> normally.The remaining 4 apples, the landlord sells them at RM10 each and he earns RM40.He uses the RM25 to improve>> the farm operation and facilities.He gives RM2.00 to each of his workers and he keeps the remaining RM5.00 as>> profit.Day by day, the farm is well developed and all of the 5 workers are happy with the money they can save.When>> Maha passed away and there is a new landlord, Abdul comes to continue the farm operation.He says to the workers:' We>> need to improve the farm quality and redefine our way of thinking. From now on all of you only need to pay RM1.00 for>> each apple you eat.It is very cheap as the price is RM10 each outside the farm.'The workers have no choice but to pay>> RM1.00 for the apple they eat daily.Their earning decrease from RM2.00 to RM1.00 per person.As usual, Abdul sells the>> 4 apples and he gets RM40.He uses RM25 for farm improvement and pays RM10 to his 5 workers.He gets RM5.00 as profit.>> On top of that, he gets another RM5.00 from the apples that he sells to his workers.In total, he gets RM10 as profit>> every day.Soon, the apple price increases to RM20 each.The new landlord gets a higher profit as he gets RM80 for the>> 4 apples he sells daily.Then, he decides to give the farming improvement contract to one of his close friend,>> Samy.Samy says:'Apple cost naik, improvement cost also misti naik.'So, the farm improvement cost increases from RM25>> to RM50.In actual, the improvement only cost RM30.The remaining RM20, Abdul and Samy share evenly among>> themselves.Let's calculate how much Abdul gets daily:RM10 (from farm improvement cost)RM20 (Net profit by selling 4>> apples: [Gross profit, RM80] - [Improvement cost, RM50] - [Wages RM10] = RM20)RM5 (from selling apples to his>> workers)In total, Abdul gets RM35 daily compare to RM10 initially when he takes over the farm from Maha.His profit>> increases RM25 and the workers are still getting RM1.00 daily per person.The greedy Abdul does not want to stop>> there.One day, he says to his fellow workers:' You see ah, the current market price for one apple is RM20 and you are>> only paying RM1.See how lucky you are! I have to SUBSIDY RM19.00 for each of the apple you buy and total I need to>> SUBSIDY RM95.00.This will greatly burden the farm and we might get bankrupt if we continue like this.In order to>> avoid bankruptcy, I need to increase the apple price that you buy from RM1.00 to RM1.50 and I will bear the remaining>> RM18.50 per apple as my subsidy to you all. 'So, Abdul adds RM2.50 to his current profit and the number becomes>> RM37.50.After you have read the story, I am sure you have already understood the meaning of 'SUBSIDY' given by the>> government.The RM95 subsidy never existed in the first place and so was the RM52 billion fuel subsidy generously>> 'given' by the governmentCutting fuel subsidy is actually just a reason to steal money from your pocket.



ak amik dri DSAI fans club.....

Monday, July 21, 2008

Nothing to write it down......

YESTERDAY'S IN MEMORY......20/07/08...17:37...

FIRST time i had an excident after 8yrs i drive vehicles..huhuhuu...
its so scared after refresh it back...thanxs GOD coz still give me the chances to breath out...
ALHAMDULILLAH i didnt got any injuries...
today im feel still anxiety,just thinking for sleep sleep sleep n sleep....warghhhh....


notes;
sory coz i prefer to use that very BROKEN ENGLISH!!!!...

who cares?????hahahaha...;-))