Rest,Leave,BRAIN.

Mr Bean...

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just
twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!


dont try these at home..

politik politok politik.........

UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SUBSIDY

A man called Maha owns a farm which can produce 9 apples every day.He has 5>> workers to operate the farm.Each of them eats 1 apple daily and it is enough to keep them operating the farm>> normally.The remaining 4 apples, the landlord sells them at RM10 each and he earns RM40.He uses the RM25 to improve>> the farm operation and facilities.He gives RM2.00 to each of his workers and he keeps the remaining RM5.00 as>> profit.Day by day, the farm is well developed and all of the 5 workers are happy with the money they can save.When>> Maha passed away and there is a new landlord, Abdul comes to continue the farm operation.He says to the workers:' We>> need to improve the farm quality and redefine our way of thinking. From now on all of you only need to pay RM1.00 for>> each apple you eat.It is very cheap as the price is RM10 each outside the farm.'The workers have no choice but to pay>> RM1.00 for the apple they eat daily.Their earning decrease from RM2.00 to RM1.00 per person.As usual, Abdul sells the>> 4 apples and he gets RM40.He uses RM25 for farm improvement and pays RM10 to his 5 workers.He gets RM5.00 as profit.>> On top of that, he gets another RM5.00 from the apples that he sells to his workers.In total, he gets RM10 as profit>> every day.Soon, the apple price increases to RM20 each.The new landlord gets a higher profit as he gets RM80 for the>> 4 apples he sells daily.Then, he decides to give the farming improvement contract to one of his close friend,>> Samy.Samy says:'Apple cost naik, improvement cost also misti naik.'So, the farm improvement cost increases from RM25>> to RM50.In actual, the improvement only cost RM30.The remaining RM20, Abdul and Samy share evenly among>> themselves.Let's calculate how much Abdul gets daily:RM10 (from farm improvement cost)RM20 (Net profit by selling 4>> apples: [Gross profit, RM80] - [Improvement cost, RM50] - [Wages RM10] = RM20)RM5 (from selling apples to his>> workers)In total, Abdul gets RM35 daily compare to RM10 initially when he takes over the farm from Maha.His profit>> increases RM25 and the workers are still getting RM1.00 daily per person.The greedy Abdul does not want to stop>> there.One day, he says to his fellow workers:' You see ah, the current market price for one apple is RM20 and you are>> only paying RM1.See how lucky you are! I have to SUBSIDY RM19.00 for each of the apple you buy and total I need to>> SUBSIDY RM95.00.This will greatly burden the farm and we might get bankrupt if we continue like this.In order to>> avoid bankruptcy, I need to increase the apple price that you buy from RM1.00 to RM1.50 and I will bear the remaining>> RM18.50 per apple as my subsidy to you all. 'So, Abdul adds RM2.50 to his current profit and the number becomes>> RM37.50.After you have read the story, I am sure you have already understood the meaning of 'SUBSIDY' given by the>> government.The RM95 subsidy never existed in the first place and so was the RM52 billion fuel subsidy generously>> 'given' by the governmentCutting fuel subsidy is actually just a reason to steal money from your pocket.



ak amik dri DSAI fans club.....

Nothing to write it down......

YESTERDAY'S IN MEMORY......20/07/08...17:37...

FIRST time i had an excident after 8yrs i drive vehicles..huhuhuu...
its so scared after refresh it back...thanxs GOD coz still give me the chances to breath out...
ALHAMDULILLAH i didnt got any injuries...
today im feel still anxiety,just thinking for sleep sleep sleep n sleep....warghhhh....


notes;
sory coz i prefer to use that very BROKEN ENGLISH!!!!...

who cares?????hahahaha...;-))